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candice

[mao⁺˳✧༚ @ma0wmel]

supposed to have gotten my period 4 days ago but the only blood i see is coming out my haemorrhoid

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i bet it feels good as hell being a capybara doing whatever the hell this is

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Scientific explanation why weekends pass so quickly!

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i am a friend to all cats. yes, even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[tomo @tomoparasite]

i rub my clit while scrolling on my phone but not in a sexual way

[hani @crucifynisis]

me when i feel slightly unwanted

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

hopebaiting myself everyday

[suri @suricidal]

the fact that spongebob’s chinese name directly translates to sponge baby omg i just got emotional

[stupid idoit t @peeholelicker]

burger..... burger......

[blue @bluemynose]

i had a dream where u never did that to me

[ً @artfuIchaos]

just because i prefer to be kind doesn’t mean I won’t slap the fuck out of you.

[ᥬᩤ @chwwmi]

do swans know they’re a symbol of grace and love

[sera @seraphicxc]

A love as timeless as swans.

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[emi @vxmpcore_]

i stand erected

[Bisexual terroist @medievalamb]

every time i text someone first i feel like they sigh hard af

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[mao⁺˳✧༚ @ma0wmel]

my left foot got ran over by a car this morning it was so embarrassing i had to walk it off

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this meal prep shit easy