𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒍

• Artist @the_am0rist • Founder, Versatile Technologies •

[𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒍 @ma1kall]

Find us at https://t.co/GCzwQRhkbw

[𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒍 @ma1kall]

I just started an online business today (26/01/2026).

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[dilemma @actuallyimthe]

Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.

[The Farmercist @CalebKaruga]

Nobody is trying to fix the problems we have in Kenya.
Everyone is trying to make enough money so that the problems don’t apply to them anymore 🥹

[ᢉ𐭩𑣲 @bnswaaa]

Our parents are chasing 60 with no grandchildren 😂😭

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

Men actually take pride in providing for the woman they love. They just don’t want to feel used or unappreciated.

[blue @bluewmist]

does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

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[Hybrid Athlete Guy @Hybridathlete]

6 years as a firefighter taught me that if you wear your seatbelt, it is very difficult to die in a car crash, even a relatively high speed one.

It also taught me that it is very easy to die if you are not wearing a seatbelt.

I can't tell you how many times I was first on scene to a 50+ mph crash, even head on or rollovers, and the cars were smashed to shit, but everyone in the cars was completely fine, not much more than some scratches or bruises.

In many cases, all occpants were out of the vehicles and walking around before we even got there.

But if anyone wasn't wearing their seatbelt, they were seriously fucked up or dead on arrival.

[𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒍 @ma1kall]

13:13 ✨

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Crazy that there was an era of photography where in most pictures a phenomenon would occur that turned everyone's eyes glowing red

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

C students don’t run the world and millionaires don’t drive Toyotas. These are just things people tell themselves to cope with reality.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Anyone have any idea what happened to that Venezuelan president we kidnapped 7 months ago?

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

2020 was 2020 days ago.

[Skele @ssske_le]

@DailyLoud "yeah that's me.

You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

August is in two weeks??? This might be the fastest a year has ever gone by. Wtf.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.