adam

[Prabowo Subianto @prabowo]

17. Kalau mereka tidak mau turun, saya akan menjadi orang yang memimpin demo agar mereka turun dan diadili.

[SERIE A LAWAS @SerieA_Lawas]

Jadi inget cerita:

Saat kedatangan Beckham ke sebuah kota, seorang staf memasang spanduk bertuliskan
"SELAMAT DATANG DAVID BECKAM"

Tidak puas, bosnya marah.

Bos: "Beckam itu ada H-nya. Tolong perbaiki".
Staf: " Siap, diganti! "

Lalu, spanduk dipasang kembali dengan tulisan
"SELAMAT DATANG H. DAVID BECKAM"

Bos: "Masih salah, H-nya setelah huruf K!"

Staf: "Siap Pak! "

Besoknya spanduk dipasang kembali. Tulisannya:

"SELAMAT DATANG K.H.DAVID BECKAM"

[txtdaritaxpayer @txtdaritaxpayer]

Jalani hidup nothing to lose.
Seperti kata marcus aurelius:

"What are you afraid of losing, when nothing in the world belongs to you?"

Be happy setiap hari.
Usaha aja dulu, kalo gagal coba lagi.
Kalo masih gagal, coba ganti.

Jangan banyak takut gagal, nanti keduluan ajal.

[Димас @adimasnugrahaa_]

@warpopski Meanwhile di universe lain:

[ØTöNGKØiL @0tk0il]

this guy is true blackmetaL

[Indonesian Pop Base @iPopBase]

Ayu Ting Ting says she has no plans and zero expectations for 2026:

“gimane nanti aje, yang penting makan kite.”

[َ @awzshiii]

what a weird year

[Firgiawan @seterahdeh]

gen pintar dan menghargai dirinya sendiri

tebak gen apa yang sembarangan share surat resign orang wkwk

[Dear God @TheRich_Gospel]

Real talk.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

if you want a better relationship with your parents, move out.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Until a man is financially stable, he is not happy.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

very unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid and the worst era to be an adult.

[Afat @Afat3K]

Yang ingin Prabowo dan Gibran lengser retweet

[Haster. @Haster18_]

Who the f*ck says “Thank You” after buying drugs 😭🤦🏻

[Ọlámidé @lamihoncho]

Fight your addictions early