candy wife

genuine experience bathed in satire with a hefty serving of coping mechanisms (sometimes healthy and sometimes unhealthy) always served w peace and love.she/her

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

Had to come back to twitter to say this bc I ride for you Katy

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

I can’t believe people are mad at Katy Perry for making a simple silly pop song like you guys that’s what she’s better at than anyone else. The earth is healing.

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

Justin Timberlake in the trolls original motion picture soundtrack

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

Spotify being turned into a weird tik tok instagram hybrid for music is so disappointing

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

“Love is blind” this and “the bachelor” that, you guys should start meditating or something

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

Which is probably how I ended up with pneumonia 🤓

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

I think I’m the opposite of a hypochondriac like there are things I probably should worry about but I simply refuse. Not my business.

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

When you donate cute clothes that you still love to a thrift store because you don’t wear them anymore you get one good karma point from the thrift store gods

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

@gaydummy1337 Wait howwww😮

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

Why are there actual tears falling from my eyes

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for the live-action ‘AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER’ series has been released.

Releasing February 22 on Netflix.

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

I will NEVER not type in twitter to search for anything related to this platform. Ever

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

Toddler teachers be honest do u sometimes listen to raffi in your free time

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

I’m so so happy my upstairs neighbor’s daughter is taking up violin 😁😁😁 keep it up girl you’re improving already

[royse @Roysenotes]

this is how your email finds me

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

The worst social media for my mental health is Venmo. Like ohhh so everyone in my contacts has so many friends and silly little inside jokes :/

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

My bf coming home from a 2 and a half week trip tonight I’m legit just sitting in my bed grinning twirling my hair kicking my feet… it’s over for me girls the streets will never have me again

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

Okay the rumors are true… I love my boyfriend 😺!💕

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

Everything is SO DIFFICULT like you guys this has to be a practical joke played on all of us. It has to