Myke

[Myke @ma_hump]

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[Myke @ma_hump]

Bro now that I am legit over my toxic, abusive, gaslighting, manipulative ex. My life is forever so much better. The fact I ever even associated with him makes my stomach turn.

[Myke @ma_hump]

😂🥲🤷🏻‍♀️🙃💆🏻‍♀️

[🧘🏾‍♂️🧘🏾 @gtagmemes]

No cheating!

[Myke @ma_hump]

Fun things to look forward to in your thirties:
• you get a dairy allergy when you love all things dairy
• you get seasonal allergies when you never had them your whole life
• your body just hurts at all times

[Myke @ma_hump]

@juliethardt 🙂

[Myke @ma_hump]

@scrillzner If i showed all the numbers. You’d understand.

[Myke @ma_hump]

I’m about to vent. And probably nobody will see it, but I need it out of my system.

I’m not considered “lower class” nor am I even “middle class”.

I got kicked off of my insurance because I “make too much money”.

They wanted me to pay $180 a month. For myself alone.

[Myke @ma_hump]

@scrillzner Well it’s pretty dumb. My work doesn’t provide insurance.

[Myke @ma_hump]

@scrillzner It was Medicaid.

[Myke @ma_hump]

If only they knew how much money I pay a month to everything. They don’t care.

Society does not care.

I’m a single mom, and I’m f*cking struggling. And I hate it.

[Myke @ma_hump]

I wonder if people at the gym wonder what I’m banging my head to in my AirPods.. it’s usually abba.

[Myke @ma_hump]

@HotMulligan

[Myke @ma_hump]

@HotMulligan 🖤

[Myke @ma_hump]

Go to the gym alone. Motivate your own self.

[Myke @ma_hump]

i have an unhealthy obsession with Zendaya and Lenny Kravitz….

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: why did my alarm not go off ?

my alarm:

[Myke @ma_hump]

who believes differently than them.

2. They harp so hard on treating humans with kindness, yet every single day are mocking someone new. Or in Candace’s case, the same person consistently.

I could go on and on, but here’s my main point.

[Myke @ma_hump]

super punk rock but also a little sad

[Myke @ma_hump]

in 2024 we’re gonna close toilet lids in bathroom selfies.

[daddy long legs @1021Ceejay]

Why do men that you don’t know feel entitled to get nudes???