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I don't smoke because I get high on fun

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Sometimes I click the write tweet button just so I can be asked "What's happening?"

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It is too COLD outside how am I supposed to turn this shit OFF

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My nephew brought this home from school yesterday

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Does he know?

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Thinking about the gig I played at a Mexican wedding in a Jewish convention center and I found a hat in the back that said "FBI Firm Believer In Jesus"

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Can ysll watch him while I go smoke

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Sneaking snacks into the movie theater (my girlfriend)

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My dad went to school with a guy nicknamed frock because he had the combined IQ of a frog and a rock

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You know what? Fuck you

𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙯𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠

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Lunch; 27 Mozarella sticks

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Thought about becoming a psychic medium but I wear XL

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If someone is formally addressing MrBeast is it Mr Beast or Mr MrBeast

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Felt cute might delete later

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The moon looks so beautiful tonight

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I could not have chosen I worse time to contribute to my Roth IRA, it literally has $1400 less than I have put into it

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Ahhh scary b shark drink

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Gonna get a W.W.S.D. bracelet (What Would Scooby Doo?)

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@shsl_noob Me too, I was visiting my family in Bakersfield with my girlfriend over the weekend and we just drove back down on Sunday. I am very glad it did not happen while we were on the freeway or in the grapevine or anything

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Yall ever drive your car and the wheels fall off or is that just me

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@BussySommelier A little