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have a diffie day

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TEAM TT

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

he would be suuuuch a good real housewife

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To every Vikings fan rooting for a Kirk Cousins trade who gave me GRIEF for saying he was overrated for YEARS: I would like a handwritten apology note please and thank you

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Kelce trying to sneak onto the field for a play is giving….

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Well I would have some unsportsmanlike conduct after that call as well Trav!

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How I imagine TSA interviews go:
“It’s 8:30pm, we have an influx of passengers, and 2 security checkpoints open. What do we do?”
“Keep them both open for max efficiency?”
“WRONG- close one AND all TSA pre check lanes!!”

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@Starbucks your contact preferences are trash but there was a hair IN my drink 🤢 plz help

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“All class from Kim Mulkey” ooooooooookayyyyy 😂😂😂

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*me carrying 3 cases of beer*

liquor store employee: do you need a nice guy to carry those for you?

me: no thanks! I have one of those in the car :)

employee: well…. What about a mean guy? *winks at me*

me: I am my own mean guy

[Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC]

Who is Dey?

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Burrowhead, yeah?? Bye bye, Joey 💋

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KEEP THE MOMENTUM #ChiefsKingdom

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@MyPinkWorlds I guess so!!!! Living in the city for 4 years does that to a girl!!

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Defense is looking goooooooodddddd 🫡💨

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Not enough people named Jacob going by cob imo

[Arrowhead Pride @ArrowheadPride]

Take my ankle instead.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

It's almost Christmas so you know what that means... GIVEAWAY TIME 🎁

Retweet to win an autographed @PatrickMahomes football! #WPMOYChallenge

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@Ticketmaster Y’all literally flagged me as a bot because YOUR website wouldn’t load, and then permanently locked me out of my account. To say this was a shit show is an absolute understatement