To every Vikings fan rooting for a Kirk Cousins trade who gave me GRIEF for saying he was overrated for YEARS: I would like a handwritten apology note please and thank you
How I imagine TSA interviews go:
“It’s 8:30pm, we have an influx of passengers, and 2 security checkpoints open. What do we do?”
“Keep them both open for max efficiency?”
“WRONG- close one AND all TSA pre check lanes!!”
*me carrying 3 cases of beer*
liquor store employee: do you need a nice guy to carry those for you?
me: no thanks! I have one of those in the car :)
employee: well…. What about a mean guy? *winks at me*
me: I am my own mean guy
@Ticketmaster Y’all literally flagged me as a bot because YOUR website wouldn’t load, and then permanently locked me out of my account. To say this was a shit show is an absolute understatement