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[mason @maaason]

1. All Souls Lounge - Salem, MA

2. Lucky Dog - Beverly, MA

3. Yellow Jacket Social Club - Austin, TX

4. Ogie’s Trailer Park - Providence, RI

5. The OP (2015-2018) - Burlington, VT

Honorable mention:
Bar Chin Chin - Buenos Aires, AR

[Ricardo Caliente @ricard0caliente]

Top 5 Favorite Bars in the United States

1. Ocean Mist - South Kingstown, RI

2. Vincent’s - Worcester, MA

3. Butch McGuire’s - Chicago, IL

4. D’Jais - Belmar, NJ

5. The Hot Club- Providence, RI

[mason @maaason]

why is the toilet asking me if it’s shit or piss? shouldn’t you know? you’re the toilet

[mason @maaason]

so i really gotta go to work all day today just to probably get nuked tonight

[mason @maaason]

when my cat knocks over a potted plant I’m like bro I can see why people in the 1700s thought you guys were fucking witches honestly i get it

[mason @maaason]

4 beers, roast beef, ten thousand dollar loan

[mason @maaason]

hey my meta bitcoin got hacked crypto is anyone open for commissions i forgot my email password can someone put this on a shirt crypto passwords hack

[Jon Taffer @jontaffer]

DEAD RAT IN THE FRIDGE!!!

[mason @maaason]

POV: you’re in a Noah Kahan music video

[mason @maaason]

imagine being Slash, old as fuck and nobody recognizes you unless you’re wearing that stupid ass hat

[mason @maaason]

days like these i just gotta ponder the orb (drink 8 beers)

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

its not just abolish ice, we must punish ice. justice must be served.

[mason @maaason]

nostalgia is a disease. 10 years is not a long time. shit was bad then and it’s still bad now.

[mason @maaason]

remember when twitter had these

[mason @maaason]

i want a pet shrimp

[mason @maaason]

i gotta get off this evil ass website man.

[mason @maaason]

i love shopping for weed online because every strain is just described like this. might as well just say “yeah, it’s weed.”

[mason @maaason]

@garyfung @w0rdgenerator then that is considered unoriginal and dishonest gary!!

[mason @maaason]

Every tweet on this account is endorsed by and can be considered the express opinion of the Staples corporation

[mason @maaason]

looking for cool things i can do on the internet just for fun and laughs

[mason @maaason]

kate’s been making sugar cookies all night. im waiting for the perfect time to pop out and say “hey you should make snickerdoodles”