Matt

[TIME @TIME]

Homer and Marge Simpson are splitting up http://t.co/J2QWAPcJbn

[Matt @maaattyan]

wtf https://t.co/xTVbGq5xsV

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

A Group Of Naked Tourists Is Being Blamed For A Deadly Earthquake In Malaysia http://t.co/pg26mlNyL2

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Make your reservation now. #GagaAHSHotel
https://t.co/o9ixi5TaFy

[Matt @maaattyan]

@sophiemoyer_ no

[Bon Appétit @bonappetit]

Long weekend is over. You deserve a brownie. http://t.co/RNT7f9hSye

[Matt @maaattyan]

@JoeC146 what

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

If you can dodge a car, you can dodge a ball #dodgeball
https://t.co/azrcmBjBSz

[Matt @maaattyan]

I survived the 400 im (16 laps in the pool)

[Target @Target]

We heart Alex, too! #alexfromtarget

[Matt @maaattyan]

@cfletchrr I thought you loved meat

[Matt @maaattyan]

wite out fast dry does not come off your hands btw

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

The 22 Most Important TV News Stories of Our Time
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[Matt @maaattyan]

@bluesclude HI

[Matt @maaattyan]

did you know if a 99 pound girl eats 1 pound of nachos then she is 1% nacho