Schmac

here for a good time and a long time

[Schmac @maacboucher]

Alright, so who's been giving out my number on bread tags to random people from spruce grove??

[Schmac @maacboucher]

Classes being canceled today is literally déjà vu. Feels like we’re bout to repeat 2020.

[WeslySupreme @weslyinfinity]

plan b inside the uterus

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

HERE’S A 100 PART VINE THREAD TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY:

[Schmac @maacboucher]

@closedapp @a_amaral9 @meganlocher me on my way to see IT tmrw

[Schmac @maacboucher]

@Carmeniqua12 I’m proud of u for actually getting on a waitlist

[Kyler Wheat @radkid13]

Did you ever think you’d see a porcupine hit the milly rock ever at all in your entire life? Ya, neither did I.... yet here we are

[Schmac @maacboucher]

@mama_ashley_

[Schmac @maacboucher]

@ratbabiez @meganlocher

[Schmac @maacboucher]

@hoemoticon @paget_taylor hey Picasso stop stepping on my balls

[DECADON @decadon]

pee after sex or you’ll get a ufo

[🕊 @skertskertt]

idc who I lose anymore tbh, as long as I don’t lose myself again I’m good

[‘ @_huss3in]

Me: Picks up food 4.99 seconds after dropping it

Bacteria:

[S a k u r a @YeahNahItsGood_]

Me: WHAT DO YOU HAVE?!

My dog:

[Schmac @maacboucher]

Mental health is a freakin bitch

[gordon @hetnonsense]

Me:

Lush employee:

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

me & my girlfriends sober: I can’t have sex with a guy unless we really have that ~spark~, you know?
me & my girlfriends after 1.5 margaritas: ya if I was alive in the 60s i’d 100p let JFK raw me

[annie @kidfigment]

if she’s ur girl why she at my igloo petting my puffle lmao

[ժҽղ ժҽղ 𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝔾𝕌𝕐 ℙ𝔸ℕ𝕋𝕊 @_denXD_]

she's fucking rolling give her some water

[Schmac @maacboucher]

@socialistmic @_trebleclefs @Holly_Kirrky u both