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[E🤍 @totallynotems_]

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their masters or in Japan

[toxic king @toxicking]

Me acting unbothered after saying “have fun baby”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

no seriously where TF do yall find these men

[LeBronce Jamie @IAmShannonAli]

Me taking selfies with the gorillas after i help them jump the 100 men

[jynx @jynxbby]

i hate a man with no type, like damn i can’t trust you around nobody

[★ @fuitsnack]

i just learned from a psychologist that when a man falls asleep first next to you it means he feels safe and trusts you to go through his phone while he sleeps

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[paul @paulswhtn]

How it feels dressing up at work for Halloween while your older coworkers came normal

[cosmicbunny @HopzzJuicy]

See you at 8
Me at 5:30

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

"If Harris wins I'm moving to another country"

Oh so you think people should be able to cross international borders to leave a political situation they don't want to be in? 🤔

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me b4 going thru his phone: me after:

[𝓓𝓪 𝓖𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓞𝓫𝓪𝓶𝓪 ⋆˚✿˖° @MySkinIsBeamin]

I’m crying so bad at this because he’s performing it exactly like I would hxjsjdjdjdjssjd

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

I’m horrified to have children because what if I don’t feel as maternally bonded to my own kid as I do to Butters from South Park

[mr. bounce @jersey__bounce]

posting basic bitch instagram stories when you’re on vacation feels sooooo good like yes everyone has to know I’m at a rooftop bar