have 2 say btw one of the worst things about being an adult is having to go to the fucken shop. it is relentless. you always need to get something from the shop. every day I am in the shop.
i rarely shop for clothing in-person because all fitting room lighting is designed to spiritually harm me. just tried on a plain black dress at uniqlo and experienced the kind of profound psychological agony that would drive a 1950s housewife to lobotomization
So the monarchy can’t be abolished because it’s essential for the British government to function, but also the monarch has absolutely no power or influence and can’t be held even partially responsible for any bad thing the British government may do. Do I have that right?