mad scientist

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[mad scientist @maaddiisseen]

Yes, I’d like a super large marg please

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

me watching my own insta story

#thebachelorette

[mad scientist @maaddiisseen]

Pizza Hut changed their pan crust, I am irate

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

Yeah I've been to a show at The Sphere

[trash jones @jzux]

does anyone else feel like their short-term memory has gotten scary worse? someone will ask me what I did that weekend and i will genuinely have to check my calendar to remember

[mad scientist @maaddiisseen]

If your favorite frozen mac N cheese isn’t Stouffers, we can’t be friends

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick i will fall asleep 15 minutes into the movie i begged us to watch

[𝒥𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒾 @mamichulaaa5]

my attitude leaving my body when I get starbucks

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

only real ones will understand

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Exactly what my Back need

[kat @kittylitterkat]

i owe everything to her

[mad scientist @maaddiisseen]

Life is shoooort

[BI @biancajiselle]

getting home safe everyday is such a blessing

[q @qglezzz]

just thinking about life at the beach

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

hydroflask this, stanley cup that. i need an upside down water bottle i can screw to the side of my bed and drink from at 3 am like a gerbil

[trash jones @jzux]

“so do you have any hobbies” yeah lately i’ve been really into worrying

[mad scientist @maaddiisseen]

@hilariedarling You a good mom