@sarahschauer one time when it was my turn to slide, I sat down and got scared but when I changed my mind and stood up, my bikini bottoms stayed where they were. and then proceeded to go down the slide without me.
Pixar: How did you get past security?
Me: *out of breath* I have such a good name for a Ratatouille sequel, Rata-
Pixar, sighing: Rata2ille?
Me: -touille 2 oh man yours is so good
5 years ago I fell off the train at Disney World which resulted in the Welcome Show being forever canceled and current Disney employees are still talking about it. I ruined a family tradition for millions. This is a burden I carry until the end of time.