ursy

the road to hell is paved with good intentions

[chase @cfree94]

if a diva clocks a tea, but no one is around to gag, does it even make a slay

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

i'm like if a girl was an uncle

[chase @_chase_____]

so what happens at the trunk or treat when u choose trunk

[maha @mahaaaay]

men love saying let’s fucking go. yes. let’s fucking go to therapy big dog

[ursy @lamboursy]

@littlematt57 Dude Maggie Smith died after this why would you do that

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

I actually believe he did this

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

the decline of malls is like deforestation for emo kids

[sxrxh @mintjewpod]

me in fifth grade

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

hey honey, remember the conversation we had earlier this week? well, everyone on Reddit says that you are the asshole.

[ursy @lamboursy]

I'll tell you something right now, I'd rather burn my whole life down

[ursy @lamboursy]

I can't believe I used to split a fifth on an empty stomach and lived through it now I have 3 white claws with food and water and I'm so sick

[laina loo *:･ﾟ✧* @dreamergirl2727]

she’s a pillow princess on ssris we’re gonna be here forever

[Harmy @harrrmy]

you’re not autistic you just work from home and it’s making u weird

[michael ☆ @kresnxk]

He looks like air fried Scott Disick

[grac in the sac @bongripskill]

xanned out biracial vs homophobic homosexual let’s get it

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

There is absolutely no place for political violence in our democracy. Although we don’t yet know exactly what happened, we should all be relieved that former President Trump wasn’t seriously hurt, and use this moment to recommit ourselves to civility and respect in our politics. Michelle and I are wishing him a quick recovery.

[for your health 🖤 @foryourhealthoh]

trump just got pierced in the gay ear

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

u think people in the 1800s were being this funny when john wilks booth shot lincoln

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

im a normal girl with a normal relationship to food & also to sex. PLEASE no follow up questions