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unbothered & unproblematic

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lettuce is the packing peanuts of food

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@Thug_Nasty96 That’s pretty sick. I knew it helped internally with good nutrition and what not but I didn’t know it also helped externally. Bodies are cool af.

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I quit trying to ask questions on crunchy mom TikTok. I’m just trying to learn but some people just want to belittle 🙄

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@Thug_Nasty96 It’s the hippie and organic moms. Like this one mom posted how she only bathes her baby in a mix of water and breastmilk and I asked what the benefits of it were why do that vs using trusted non-toxic products. Like I just want to learn things so I can be a good mom one day 🥲

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and I wish I could stay for midday coffee

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majority of people who believe in gun control just want there to be stricter laws in order to get one

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it still amazes me how people hear “gun control” and automatically think “gun ban”

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missing da boys :((

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my favorite is when the army does something for safety and then salty vets comment to validate their military career talking about how tough they were back then and didn’t follow safety precautions

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@Keefer18Rose Trulys and trampolines?? 👀

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using family sep to buy a trampoline>>>

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

slapping “all my best” at the bottom of an email

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my favorite kinds of classes are the ones where they teach us how to not get sexually harassed or assaulted but not to just leave people alone and not sexually harass or assault anyone but at the same time why should anyone have to tell someone not to. a hot take.

[messed up claire @idontclairee_]

Finally getting the lobotomy I’ve always wanted

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

After one.

#BUFvsKC | #BillsMafia

[sad oat @sad_oat]

when something extremely minor inconveniences me

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

THAT'S A BILLS WIN!!!

#NEvsBUF | #BillsMafia

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@BrooklynBG42 I’ll give you a pass because you just gave me good memories 🥺

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manipulative dudes say things like this and then traumatize people and give them PTSD

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

no cocky shit, I know for a fact I leave my mark on people. I’m not easy to forget.