mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

♡ 𝐼'𝑚 𝑓𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑦 𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑒 about the political & socioeconomic crisis here in America ♡

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

We need to protect @TierraWhack at all costs

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

Mhmhmhmmhmmmmm

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

Are they addicted to whippets or are they trying to make it in the hyperpop music industry

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

I’m the stupidest bitch alive

bc tell me why I thought their name was Sloth Rust not Slo Thrust?

Going to the roof anyone need anything

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

I have a deep and irrational hatred for Mini Coopers

Genuinely goes down to my bones. Such a stupid car

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

At work the past couple years, I’ve noticed a really really really significant difference between the kiddos that are given an iPad at the dinner table compared to the ones that are not given one

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

“And an order of 🤌MUESSarella🤌 sticks”

Respectfully? Shut up? They’re called mozzarella sticks

Get a grip

you’re kidding yourself if you think the Italians claim that dish as their own? Lmaoo

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

I’ve only ever seen men driving cyber trucks lol

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

LIKE !?!?!,!?! THATS A LOTTA WORK BROTHER

ALSO WHY AM I GLOWING LIKE A DAMN GHOST

not ✨💞glowing💞✨

More like 👻🔦glowing👻🔦

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

We did this whole marriage photoshoot earlier this year while in Taiwan, lots of fun

Ok well I’m looking at these pics bc the MFs EDITED OUT
EVERY
SINGLE
ONE
OF MY FUXKIN FRECKLES DUDE
I LOOK INSANE HAHAHAHA

AND WHY AM I SO PALE JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

I miss the days when you could find swimsuit bottoms that weren’t designed like a thong

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

Boys we are so cooked

An entire jury was dismissed bc one of em went home & chat gpt’d the entire case to try && solve it🥲🤡

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

The first few bites of a protein bar? I can do no problem

The remaining 45%? I’m fighting for my life

I’m praying to any god listening to help me get through this damn protein bar

I’d give anything to not be a lil punk about this topic

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

Girl be so fuxkin fr

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

Right there used to be a crack house!
Now it’s an organic garden!

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

Fuxkin hell I miss Oliver Tree

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

Let’s fuxking go boys

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

Not to be dramatic or anything but my Chinese mother in law randomly came over yesterday and COMPLEMENTED ME ON MY CLEANING AND ORGANIZING SKILLSAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

My cat 🤝 LEGO

(Plus one knock off lego, pls forgive)

@LEGO_Group

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

No bc listen lol I understand what the Yankees are going for with their team slogan, “pinstriped pride”

But buddy, lol ik it’s not a slur but it kinda sounds like it could be? so maybe reconsider?

[mads ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @maadisonshay]

$50 bucks says they announce Mitch McConnell is 💀 by tomorrow morning

Why you ask?

Bc after tomorrow ALL special election procedures (aka - replacing him) are halted until after the 2026 midterm elections are over

Basically, not enough time to get someone else in office🤡