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[maeve @maaevvee]

okay but when are we ov3rthrow1ng the government...

[maeve @maaevvee]

i am removing the concept of comparison from my brain.

[maeve @maaevvee]

growing my hair out so i can cut it off again to feel something

[maeve @maaevvee]

@youknowhatnosir girlboss moment

[maeve @maaevvee]

working with workaholics is fun they just insist on doing everything. please be my guest

[maeve @maaevvee]

@JordanHilaire_ yes it would save a lot of time for everyone involved

[maeve @maaevvee]

i personally find it hilarious that a man will pretend to care and listen to what i have to say just for the sake of having sex with me. it is always so obvious too like “ok time for mandatory hanging out so u feel respected a little bit i guess”

[LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐 @crotchner2]

literally any time a guy asked me to “chill” or “hangout” or “go for a drive” or “come over” i just thought it meant they wanted to be friends with me or get to know me

[maeve @maaevvee]

slept thru first class of the first day. really setting the tone here.

[maeve @maaevvee]

everyone come to my job and sit in my section and don’t leave so no one else can and so i can avoid doing anything. it would be so fun! we can party

[maeve @maaevvee]

depiction of self

[maeve @maaevvee]

breakfast made with love just for me!

[maeve @maaevvee]

42 hour work week right before school starts? yesssssss this is so perfect and exactly what i needed!

[maeve @maaevvee]

love a good recurring bit

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell once again has just frozen during questioning.

This is the second time this month this has happened on camera.

[maeve @maaevvee]

@youknowhatnosir working on it so super hard!!!

[maeve @maaevvee]

man i need to get on my love and gratitude grind!

[maeve @maaevvee]

cleaned my room just in time for full moon in pisces. dizzy and i are pleased

[clare @sadderlizards]

can i come over and be nonverbal for several hours

[maeve @maaevvee]

@youknowhatnosir lame person behavior

[maeve @maaevvee]

look at all of these fun guys!

[maeve @maaevvee]

nice

[maeve @maaevvee]

no room for bad thoughts in this brain! i am strong and on top of the world