Maaha Malik

beggars can't be choosers

[NFL @NFL]

SHE’S BAAAACK 👑 @Rihanna #AppleMusicHalftime

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if you like designer bags, then you'll love the bags under my eyes this week !!

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i’m salty, are you?

[Allison Slater Tate @AllisonState]

I *am* the woman in the background.

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how am i still sleepy after taking a 4 hour nap???

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@apdhillxn my 4yo nephew’s anthem is brown munde, and he demands to listen to it on repeat

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if you didn’t have THE iconic bowl cut when you were younger, i don’t wanna talk ✋🏼

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driving after so long with music blasting just hits differently

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i now own a plethora of fanny packs

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i want to own a plethora of fanny packs

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i enjoy doing nothing

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how is it that in order to clean my room, it turns into a bigger hot mess than it started

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why is it that every time i go to TJs, i never come back with any real sustenance??

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PSA: please do NOT interrupt me in the middle of a set!!!

[Sujay Kansagra, MD @ThatSleepDoc]

Please vaccinate. I have no desire to learn the entire Greek alphabet.

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curbside pickup has changed my life

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why is black friday so dangerous?

[New Jersey @NJGov]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING 🦃

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can we just fast forward to thanksgiving already?

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my brain is going at the speed of 103 mph but i’m still at where i started

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i need to stop answering texts in my head!!!!