Molly Zacher

Don't worry, Be Yoncé

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

Bitches ain't got punchlines or flow - I have both and an empire also

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/PlEDPIh6Qp

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/PlEDPIh6Qp

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

🥲🥲🥲

[Elizabeth Kolbert @ElizKolbert]

Today's alarming statistic: "An organic cotton tote needs to be used 20,000 times to offset its overall impact of production": https://t.co/R32ZmfdOee

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

this shoot may be running an hour behind and have had multiple technical difficulties, but the H&MU artist told me I had eyes like Kate Upton so I’m doing gREAT

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

it’s my 3rd day teching for this photog and I realized he’s been calling me “holly” the whole time (as if my actual name isn’t on the call sheet every day)
and now it’s just far too late to say anything about it …
so I guess I’m holly now

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

whenever I say I don’t ever want to get married, people always say some dumb shit like “you’ll change your mind when you meet the right person” and honestly, yeah, I could meet someone with really great health insurance and a house in the west village !!

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

you thought this was done ? It’s not
I’m still in a dying-my-hair-to-cope crisis

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

I don’t sleep anymore so I’ve decided it’s time to make a thread of my hair colors as la croix .... 1/12 (strap in folks)

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

alright you made it ! who knows wtf this flavor is but it felt right so here we are !! The end ! 12/12

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

google commercials really gotta stop doing the thing where they make me cry

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

why won’t the ppl driving past my apartment blast some chill music sometimes ?
I’d love to hear sufjan stevens playing so loud my brain shakes

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

I don’t want it
take it back

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

a new found Mask Perk: when you’re biking down the street at top speeds and a bug tries to dive bomb straight into your mouth, NOT TODAY SUCKER.

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

@ksieberfever ok but she’s a blonde tanned goddESS ✨

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

mom with the facts

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

@MovesLikeJaffer lets fkn gooooooo dude name the night I’ll pick u up

[Molly Zacher @maahl13]

now accepting applications to go flying down a road lined with cornfields while screaming Ribs by Lorde at the top of our lungs at sunset before I leave the midwest again !!