maahten

Hater of year since ‘93. Too stressed to be blessed. My life is a bad adam sandler movie

[maahten @maahten]

Cant wait for 2020 @SlimJim

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying

[coin 2k fan @coin2kfan]

Today’s the day. This is why we scroll.

[DMac Wake @DMacWake316]

We got a MAGA kicker trying to hold off a sexual predator to keep his job…Chiefs got a Republican primary in their Kicker room man😭😭😭

[maahten @maahten]

My pimp game proper, my inf' aim proper
So run and I will hit you like Jeremiah Trotter

[Rob Maaddi @RobMaaddi]

Jeremiah Trotter Jr.’s ejection on the opening kickoff isn’t even the fastest ejection in the family. His dad, Jeremiah Trotter, was tossed after a pre-game fight in Eagles-Falcons season opener in 2005.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

Pope Leo XIV: “Someone who says, ‘I’m against abortion,’ but says, ‘I’m in favor of the death penalty,’ is not really pro-life.”

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

Frank Herbert completely vindicated that religion is a made up system of control but it still is better than Big Tech

[Isaac @roundrobin42]

Life as a Botic van de Zandschulp fan

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Sorry kid you need a college degree to send emails for our company have you considered operating huge dangerous machinery that runs at 1500 degrees

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

Unfortunately the rumors about maine are true. You can buy local stone fruit and sourdough baguettes next to the classical Pilates studio for what could only be described as a normal price. It brings me no pleasure to say this, but afterwards, u can walk to the ocean.

[iv 🐇 @PetalKnows]

sucking dick is so fun I wish men were good ppl

[maahten @maahten]

@nanotitan28 Do you know why?

[maahten @maahten]

Ill never forgive doechii for what she did to gotye

[maahten @maahten]

@RavenLevitt @potatoslav So like everything?

[ECB @EastCoastBucky]

Imagine this:

3 beers at the hotel bar

Now imagine this:

3 more beers at the hotel bar

[SİYAH SANCAK @siyahsancakx]

🔵 Bir orangutan, Birleşik Arap Emirlikleri'nde doğal yaşam parkını ziyaret eden Ricardo Quaresma'nın karın kaslarına yoğun ilgi gösterdi.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don't want to "join the community" of a brand that sells socks. I just want the socks. Stop emailing me about your "mission statement." Your mission is to sell socks. We both know this.

[not so hourly haaland 𐙚 @hourlyerling]

it's free kick but they’re busy flirting

[Valverdismo @valverdismoCdA]

De estos cuatro, Marruecos es probablemente el país donde viven menos marroquís.

[maahten @maahten]

I always an inkling but i had no idea taylor swift was this big of a loser

[Jill Tucker @jilltucker]

If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7