makayla peterDANGson

i am a leech

[makayla peterDANGson @maakkayla]

pinned 📌

[JOKO @ItsJoko]

too handsome to live, too sexy to die

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Everyone say thank you Eagles for defeating Satan

[𝗷𝘂𝗷𝘂 @FCBjujuu]

why my roommates do me like this? :/

[makayla peterDANGson @maakkayla]

my bf doesn’t have an anxious bone in his body and i just wanna know what that’s like for even just 5 minutes

[makayla peterDANGson @maakkayla]

this constant moving around got me like

[makayla peterDANGson @maakkayla]

2022: dad catches on fire
2023: my water heater catches on fire while im showering
2024: who’s next?

would seriously like to know which ancestor of mine pissed off a pagan god that has it out for our bloodline now…

[makayla peterDANGson @maakkayla]

let the twitter record show that i am currently frothing at the mouth over this adam driver look alike

[makayla peterDANGson @maakkayla]

listening to old lostboycrow today…this is an official petition for @lostboycrow to make sad + horny music again

[makayla peterDANGson @maakkayla]

@PicturesFoIder a kid was car surfing in the student parking lot, fell off the car, and ended up in a coma for 2 weeks. he was fine tho when he came back

[makayla peterDANGson @maakkayla]

its the cs:go skin as the first pic and the 20 hour ban for me

[makayla peterDANGson @maakkayla]

you start talking ab old video games as a girl to guy and all of a sudden you’re “not like other girls.” no trust me i am.

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

not enough people talk about how fat my pussy is

[Jawsh @Its_Jawsh]

Look here fat...

[JOKO @ItsJoko]

If anybody can guess this correctly I will shit my pants RIGHT NOW

[makayla peterDANGson @maakkayla]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 11 Oct 2015 (via @twi_age).