Miranda Millhollin

Your typical college kid.
Lacking the outgoing nature.
Trying to achieve decent grades.

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

-studying-
Katelin: Did you just growl at your paper?
Me: It makes no sense!!!

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

Now as an adult, I'm the asshole that always squeezes too hard.

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

As a child I was taught to always give a very firm handshake otherwise your hand will be crushed by all the adults.

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

Can't keep your own boyfriend, so you gotta go after mine? #ratchet #goodluck

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

When you pay for a dozen donuts with a $100 and they ask if you're a drug dealer. IF I WAS I WOULDNT BE UP THIS EARLY.

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

LOL just threw my phone away at work and had to go through the recycling bin to find it #getthefuckout

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

Good job leaving your dirty water in the bath. Now there's a dirt ring and I literally just cleaned it last week. #FU

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

Lol, when all your old friends used to talk shit on each other and now you have social anxiety #fun #trustnoone

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

@LadyAglaea lol I thought it was an online application for a job ���😭 but they declined it anyways 😍💪

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

@Kaaaathhy I'm gunna fucking have to! Come live with meeeee 😭😭

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

Ok. I'm done, I'm just going to use milk a lot and never buy any.

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

seriously. Fuck you. I paid for that with my own money and I expect to use it. say goodbye to your milk. #livid

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

THANKS FOR TAKING ALL MY GROUND BEEF AND NOODLES NOW I HAVE ZERO. #FU

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

LOL when grown ass men steal my food and don't share LMFAO

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

Someone told me
stay away from things
that aren't yours.
But was he yours,
if he wanted me so bad?~

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

unna bruise🙄🤕

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

LOL I hit myself in the face with the snow shovel and I think I'm g

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

Me breaking the news to my fam that I'm actually incapable 🙃

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

Lool "Well it's a big family secret, I'm taking this semester off."

[Miranda Millhollin @maandersss]

When you're broke, eating cereal for all meals with expired milk an