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just an Italian girl from New Jersey

[melly @sooyaver]

private island: evil woman who wants to buy up land
city: disrupting workers
country side: MAGA
barn: trad wife
museum: racist
cemetery: taking attention away from dead people
moon: out of touch with reality

[KNICKS BEAST @KnicksBeast]

It brings me great joy that Wemby will have to watch this highlight his entire career.

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Taylor Frankie Paul is not hot enough to be that crazy. Victoria Fuller (Pilot Pete’s season) is

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

My sources are telling me that Travis had actually planned to retire this offseason, but felt obligated to return in order to help cover the growing financial burdens of his mothers extensive home renovations.

[datnina @blackhadid1]

there’s just so much that can go right

[s @haileenated]

hailee being a proud home wrecker for an ugly man

[Claire Kittle @claire_kittle]

It’s that time again! RT to vote for @gkittle46 #ProBowlVote George Kittle
& I will love you very much

[☆ @smilerpapi]

you’re gonna call me crazy but i’m sure this is one of the personal songs she was talking about. this diva is the girl who wrote plastic hearts!

[🤌🏼 @maando732]

Is anyone seeing the plane flying around NJ with a sign saying “your baby needs a nose job?”

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

A fight broke out at the end of the Lions-Chiefs game.

The events that led to it:
◽️ Brian Branch refused to shake hands with Patrick Mahomes
◽️ JuJu Smith-Schuster confronted Branch
◽️ Branch slapped Smith-Schuster

🎥 @SNFonNBC | H/T @Rate_the_Refs

[em @embbyg]

I always regret not being meaner

[moderately amusing gay wolf @ModeratelyMused]

I took Tylenol while austistic now my son is pregnant

[Muthoni Mukono @m_uthoni__]

We don’t give “crazy women” enough credit. Being composed is easy. Do you know the courage it takes to lose your mind, do unhinged things, then collect yourself and keep living? No shame. No regret. Just madness and vibes. Madness is an art!

[🤌🏼 @maando732]

God, I hate Jeremiah

[Abike @Abike__001]

My future husband is very lucky, he will never stay hungry cos I know so many restaurants with delicious food

[REESE HAVOC ✨ @reesehavocnyc]

When taylor swift and travis kelce get married their names will both be Taylor Lautner 🥹❤️

[jynx @jynxbby]

only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is i'm outside

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “kill anyone who disagrees with you”