Marcio Andraus

Há 20 anos advogando no esporte. E vem mais por aí...

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@OliveiraRafa Empate classifica os dois. Acho q teremos um novo "jogo da vergonha "

[Allan Basso @Endzone51]

Vai aparecer gente falando que o João Fonseca sentiu o peso de ter ganhar, e blá, blá, blá.

Não percam tempo com esses paspalhos que criam expectativas irreais pra depois poder criticar.

Em RG o João completou sua 6a participação em Grand Slams.

E com exceção do Nadal (que foi um fenômeno antes dos 20 anos) ele não fica atrás de nenhum dos grandes nomes que dominaram o tênis nos últimos 22 anos.

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@frabigol Muito boa. Mesmo nível da brahma, que é dona da quilmes hahaha

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@acmnfilho

[Yan @YanPeronn]

In case you didn't watch sports today:

⚽️>Robert Lewandowski was announced to be leaving Barcelona this summer.

⚽️>Jack Grealish was seen asleep drunk in a public restaurant.

🏀>Rockets dominated Lakers without KD in game 4. Lakers still up 3-1 in series.
-LeBron's worst playoff game since 2011 Finals.

🏃‍♂️>Sabastain Sawe became the first man in history to run a sub 2 hour marathon in race conditions.

⚽️>Chelsea beat Leeds 1-0 in FA Cup Semi Final.
-Chelsea’s first goal vs a Prem side since Strait of Hormuz closed.

🏒>Ducks beat Oilers 4-3 in OT off one of the most controversial OT goals in history.
-No ref signaled the puck went in but later gathered & decided that it did.
-They then looked at the replay & despite no angle of 100% of the puck across the line, there wasn’t enough evidence to overturn the goal call on the ice.

🏀>Raptors beat Cavs by 4 & tie series 2-2. Collin Murray-Boyles legacy game.

⚽️A goalkeeper in the 2nd division in Spain crashed out after getting a red a red and punched an opponent in the face.

🏀>Spurs made an almost 20 point 2nd half comeback to beat Blazers by 21 & take 3-1 series lead.
-Wemby, Castle & Avdija hate each other.

🏀>Celtics committed thou shalt nots on the 76er & went go up 3-1 in series.

🏀>Anthony Edwards announced to have bone bruise and hyperextension in knee & will miss multiple weeks.

⚾️>Russell Wilson made his debut for the Savannah Bananas.

⚽️>Xavi Simons was confirmed to have torn his ACL.

🏒>Sabres killed Boston 6-1 & go up 3-1 in series.

🏒>Avs sweep Kings after winning 5-1 in game 4.

🏒>Tampa Bay made 0-2 comeback in Montreal to win 3-2 & tie the series at 2.

⚽️>Arsenal beat OL Lyonnes 2-1 in 1st leg of Women’s UCL Semi-Final.

⚽️>Coventry win EFL Championship.

🏀>A report came out that Jokic crashed out in the locker room after game 4 cuz he thought somebody stole his underwear.

I literally only post 1-2 times per day and it’s just these recaps (follow me, pookie)

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@parallelecinico Na fiba isso seria retorno de bola e daria posse Houston, certo?

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@brasilcoast2 Alguma chance do draymmond assumir como treinador?

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@lbertozzi Grandes chances do senor frog ser chamado nesta tarde, nao? Três empates ate agora e mesmo a Turquia ganhando so por 1...

[COPA90 @Copa90]

Jesse Lingard becomes the first Englishman to play in Brazil’s top flight, and it just had to be Corinthians.

Why? Watch this. 👇

[MILAN DEPRÊ @milandepree]

Ficou meio esquecido por conta da final perdida, mas essa assistência do Kaká pro Crespo na final da Champions de 2005 é a mais linda da história da competição

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@milandepree Sim. Já disse isso outras vezes. A bola olha pro crespo, faz a curva pra fugir do goleiro e o espera calmamente.

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Movie Trivia

In 1976, Lynda Carter was cast as a Playboy Playmate in Apocalypse Now. Photos for her "Miss May" centerfold prop were shot on April 19, 1977. Due to production delays, she became unavailable when filming resumed, her role was recast with Colleen Camp, and the Carter magazine props were replaced (though some later appeared in auctions).

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Ladies, gentlemen, SWs fans…😝
I have explored space.
I have explored time.
Now… I explore distortion.
Yes. You read that correctly.
I am releasing a HEAVY METAL album.
Thirty-five metal virtuosos. Thunderous guitars. Chaos with purpose.
Covers of legends like Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Judas Priest — and a few originals forged in the same cosmic fire.
This project is, quite literally, a gathering of forces. Loud imagination. Honest intensity. Unapologetic exploration.
At 94, one does not slow down. One turns the volume up.
So prepare yourselves.
We are about to boldly headbang where no one has headbanged before. 🤘
Stay tuned. The metal voyage begins this year.

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@brasilcoast2 Basquete é defesa. Sempre foi assim. Tem um craque que nao defende? Arranje outros 4 que corram por ele, e não despeje um ídolo chamando o de preguiçoso. Nico Harrison pior pessoa da nba ever

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@DanielSFurlan Nem a marmanjos

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@falhadecontexto Lucas Mugni, o gênio, o craque, acabou de abrir o placar pro Mirassol contra o São Paulo. O mundo que lute!!!

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@namcios Tomara que dê certo. Mas quem vai fiscalizar a apuração dos votos?

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Mike Myers as Mick Jagger and Mick Jagger as Keith Richards has to be one of all-time great Weekend Update bits 😂 (1993)

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@Memphis @Snaihtniroccccc Hahahahaha

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@futbolquaters Robinho

[Marcio Andraus @maandraus]

@GunnerPuls Roberto Carlos. Mas o primeiro clube esta errado. Era união sao joao de araras, nao CAM