marc de boer

[marc de boer @maarcdb]

@Wilco_Dolstra snap er geen k*t van...

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

Female drivers: The reason people look both ways when crossing a one way street.

[Modernegezegden @Modernegezegden]

WC-brillen bij McDonalds zijn volgens een onderzoek schoner dan de dienbladen. Ti's ff wennen, maar je kunt hier tenminste in alle rust eten

[Gym Rats Welcome @Workout_Crazies]

Losing weight means you'll look good in clothes, exercising means you'll look good naked.

[Manly @manly_nl]

Noem haar 1.000.000 keer mooi en ze onthoudt het niet.

Noem haar 1 keer lelijk en ze vergeet het nooit. Stomme vrouwen...

[Tito Makani @TitoWijsheid]

Zoals de oude Hawaiianen altijd zeiden: Wie onderaan begint heeft de meeste kans om te stijgen #TitoWijsheid

[Tito Makani @TitoWijsheid]

Zoals de oude Hawaiianen altijd zeiden: Een kokosnoot uit een palmboom slaan kost moeite, maar denk aan de kokosnoot die je zal eten #TW

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

Russia once had a game show where the goal was to steal a car and avoid police for 35 minutes. If you were successful, you got a new car.

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

Kids who play video games tend to have better hand-eye coordination, a better memory, and better problem solving skills.

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

It takes the typical person 17 months and 26 days to get over an ex in which they were in love with.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Not texting her today because she'll eventually text me if she really wants to talk to me..

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I'm one of those people who is always hungry.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Only a real genius could say these four words fast without getting tongue tied: eye, yam, stew, peed

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life.