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Just wanna take this opportunity on my non existent platform to remind everyone to be kinder to themselves.

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

“Someone get these ANDALS out of here.”

[🦢 @loungingmee]

Calling r*pe “non-consensual sex” is like calling robbery “non-consensual shopping.”
Stop softening violence.

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Watching this live was a borderline religious experience

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

It’s hard to explain, but "¿Dónde está la biblioteca?" spiritually FEELS like the Spanish version of “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

the type of vibe i bring to the dog park

[Godimsuchadyke @godimsuchadyke]

this was my heated rivalry

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Raising boys who won't commit sexual assault is NOT enough. Raise them to be the man in the group chat who texts back: NO, stop this, and I'm calling the cops.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I am genuinely requesting Cornell publish the essays these men were required to write as an apology. I want to read them and I have a red pen.

[𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖔 𝕶𝖍𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖔:) 🇵🇸 @thokozile_za]

The way my body physically reacts to stress is proof that I'm not meant for hardship

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knee better after a week of not bending well again, didn’t think about it for 5 mins, knelt to pick up eye drops that fell under the bed and immediately retriggering every ligament and nerve in there to freak out. Pain pain pain. Only positive vibes tho 😌 gotta stay positive 😀

[Dr. Baby @TheUnagi_]

“You’re a shoe, a shoe, a shoe. And then I thought, what if I don’t want to be a shoe. What if I want to be a hat?”

[°•°•°ᥫ᭡ @wardahunyar]

fa-inna ma‘al-‘usri yusrā

[blob @Maaria22]

Read 10 ayats of Surah Al-Baqarah today and immediately solved a problem I’ve had for 3 weeks

[Anna Dua @AnnaNoelleDua]

My parents at 27: married with a house and a family

Me at 27:

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

would a depressed person buy this much nonfat greek yogurt ??

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

You’ve never seen a cat so clearly roll its eyes.

[сущность в виде катюшеньки @rinchenwaltz]

жесть она смешнючая такая я люблю её

[Enséñame de Ciencia @EnsedeCiencia]

La cara de un divo absoluto que NO pidió volverse viral esta semana.

[заебарби гедонизменная @katyastrophe]

Мне так нравится, что она жмурится прям как домашняя кошьбка, но при этом в морде читается 👊🏻 явная 👊🏻 готовность 👊🏻 втащить 👊🏻