Maz 🫶🏼

[Maz 🫶🏼 @maartome]

Quem ama deixa ir para a outra pessoa ser feliz, quem ama desiste porque sabe que não é o melhor para ambos, quem ama quer o melhor para a outra pessoa, quem ama volta depois de ir, mas quem ama também pode ir sem voltar

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

Men don't want abortion.
Men don't want condoms.
Men don't want vasectomies.
Men don't want child support.

What they want is sex without responsibility... and women to bear every consequence.
Say it louder.

[Berneese @theberneese]

Pepe after realizing in 2026 you can get a red card and still play the next game

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

“Portugal - Croatia match is the most boring knockout stage game so far”

Fucking Portugal vs Croatia in the 2nd half:

[andreia @kyl1anz]

este jogo vou ver já à frente do hospital

[Mich Kenney @MKenneyPR]

when a bookworm says 'I’ll read that next' which actually means they'll read it within 5 to 500 working days

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

man i just do not know how to act around warm bread

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

First born daughters.

[avie @cuntadelic]

wearing just a t shirt n a thong in the spring in the safety of my bedroom is peak girlism

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

[mat @mat_1906]

a edit que foi postada no tik tok antes do jogo 💚

[Sporting Adeptos @Sporting_CPAdep]

𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈 😈🇺🇾

[Sporting Adeptos @Sporting_CPAdep]

We did it. https://t.co/A9s6ZOzPpq

[Sporting Adeptos @Sporting_CPAdep]

A minha vida és tu.

[Sporting CP @SportingCP]

A MINHA VIDA ÉS TU! 💚 #SCPBOD #UCL

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

men will be like “Wtf are you even watching” then watch 3 seasons of it with it you

[puré🎡🐐 @komemerda]

That's the Portuguese goodbye

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

the feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz “it isn’t enough” 😭