maruf

[WEIGHT ROOM 🏋🏻 @WElGHTROOM]

5 Reasons to Date Me

1.) I lift
2.)
3.)
4.)
5.)

[Logitech @Logitech]

Here’s the wifi password #StressReliefin4Words

[Nick Hall @FlyDaddyNick]

You're not the father #StressReliefIn4Words

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

When i die, I want women to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time

[साhiबा @Sahibaliscious]

readers digest was one of my fav..those days...

[Æ @EngineeRoholic]

What would you a guy with extreme knowledge ?

Guyknowledgeist.

[The Boss ®™ @Beytell66]

"Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English.
It means they know another language."
H.Jackson Brown, Jr

[Conceited @babi_msoto]

Entrepreneurship is living a few years of your life like most people won’t so you can spend the rest of your life like most people cant.

[maruf @maarufpatel]

@Zoey_Michele_ @_JessiVanessa truly adorable..

[maruf @maarufpatel]

@doctoratlarge ha ha ha...call me too....whn u r going to execute ur plan of murder...

[The Bad Doctor @DOCTORATLARGE]

That joke about asking kids with falling teeth if a rat has taken them is so old that I always plan gruesome murder of adults who crack it

[Jordan @Jordan_Garzaa]

People change like the seasons.

[Himanshu Singh @Lambar_Daar]

Only good thing about nobody loving you is that you can sleep on your whole bed.

[Namrata Shah @namratawrites]

30 years later even Amar Akbar Anthony is more interesting than the #CWC15Final !

[Jasmin @jazzmatazz23]

Everytime One of you blames anushka for kohli's performance, the ugly side of our patriarchal society shows it's face.

[MANJUL @MANJULtoons]

ये देश पागलों का है।
जीते तो खिलाडियों के पीछे पागल।
हारे तो पागलों की तरह खिलाडियों के पीछे।
#IndvsAus

[maruf @maarufpatel]

@aah_mazing allah bless her with more. Strength more courage.......

[साhiबा @Sahibaliscious]

कईं बदनामियां होतीं, कईं इलज़ाम सर जाते
मगर ए काश हम दोनों, हमीं दोनों पे मर जाते