mary

[mary @maarygrado]

me, getting in bed at 6 pm to take a nap:

[mary @maarygrado]

I will die defending arby’s

[mary @maarygrado]

@nicoleslaw123 ❤️❤️❤️

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

holy shit. thank u kendrick lamar

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers https://t.co/544YaTY8ys

[mary @maarygrado]

@steaktweet tbh that’s ur best bet. it’s sweaty as shit down here

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

ME: Hmmm. Women have been saddled with the all work of pregnancy prevention, and then entirely blamed for unwanted pregnancies, for all of known history. That doesn’t seem very fair.

MEN: I guess that’s just how it goes. Gosh, it’s really tough luck having a uterus.

[mary @maarygrado]

HOW ABOUT we start holding MEN who cause unwanted pregnancies accountable????? we can have this fight forever but nothing will change until then

[mary @maarygrado]

@nicoleslaw123 BIG LOU

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[mary @maarygrado]

omnium gatherum is wonderful

[mary @maarygrado]

@SamAsItEverWas loretta is baby

[mary @maarygrado]

I’m in the time of my life where all I want to eat is yogurt with granola

[mary @maarygrado]

@bigbankbranche SHES NOT PLAYING

[mary @maarygrado]

all my core group texts are just my friends and I trying to make each other giggle

[mary @maarygrado]

monday nights are for the goth kids

[mary @maarygrado]

@daniel_mcleod_ old enough!!!

[mary @maarygrado]

I’ve been watching this and I’ve never been happier

[Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren]

me: the netflix algorithm doesn't know me at all

netflix: here is a japanese reality show about very very young children being sent on ambitious solo errands

[mary @maarygrado]

I ❤️ reno 911

[SZA @sza]

Bold ignorance is scary lol. like u enjoy being dumb ? U don’t wanna learn NOTHIN ? 🥴 Gods speed .