Mama Amalia

i am a child born wild and free...i am earth and earth is me

[Mama Amalia @maasaiqueen]

@kirigwi Hi Please use Mpesa Paybill 4018817 Account number (your meter number). Its quick and convenient

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

So my colleague left his computer on and He didn't log out of his email. When he came from lunch break, someone had submitted a resignation letter on his behalf. The streets are cold 😭

[Sitati Kituyi @sitatik]

"I'll appreciate" is a great Kenyanism.

It makes it clear that no, I don't appreciate it yet, but I will once you follow through.

[Mama Amalia @maasaiqueen]

@techiweala @KanyiMumbi

[Marcus Olang' @marcusolang]

I don't know who needs to hear this at this exact moment, but please hear me out: Don't go back.

Neither do you *need* to go back. Not for yourself. Not for them. You owe them nothing - not when you know exactly why you left in the first place.

Trust your gut. Don't go back.

[Sonke @sonkiie]

I disagree with the notion that women can’t handle the truth. Women handle the truth just fine. The problem is that you expect women to handle the truth in a way that still benefits you, at her expense.

[Muchelule's Gun @Dialmaterialist]

The biggest problem with age of consent conversations is that it's usually men trying to figure out the youngest child they can have sex with legally. That's really the only way you're getting people discussing age of consent being acceptable at 14🥴

[C K____ @Chebz__]

Nimenunua mkate na 55 bob. Time for that revolution it seems.

[Muchelule's Gun @Dialmaterialist]

What do you think the person who stole today's 2 billion is going to do with the money?

[Enjoyment Minister @TheValerieKevin]

Lord I bring my belly fat to you as a burnt offering 😭

[Tanya 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇫🇮 @SMIDSY_WF]

No disrespect to people's beliefs but:

You don't have to be religious or spiritual to have a good moral compass.

[𝘽𝙞𝙜𝙅𝙤𝙚 @BigJoe_KE]

Funny thing about getting older. Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people gets much better.

[Charley. 🇰🇪 @iWateba]

The January payslip after the COVID tax relief on PAYE was lifted is just...

[Laå 🐾 @iitsLaa]

Emotions aren’t masculine or feminine. they’re human. normalize them.

[Ntab'enkulu.❉ @_The7thDay]

*you having a bad day*

Door handle to your pocket:

[ً @artfuIchaos]

my toxic trait: I'll wake up on time, but lay in bed until I'm late 😭

[Candy 🇵🇸🇰🇪✊🏿 @Canduh_]

I get sickened by people who retort with “just go to a private institution” whenever citizens complain about poor service provision and dilapidated facilities in the public sector. There’s a reason why we pay taxes. Citizens are entitled to quality & affordable public services

[Dr. Thema @drthema]

If your tendency is to pour, be sure not to neglect the filling of your own well.