Mercedes 🦋✨

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

People think putting your phone on silent means you’re hiding something. Do you know how annoying a ringing phone is? 😭

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"hey are you home?"

Me (at home) : no

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Asked her out.
She said "ew"

"Ew" backwards is "we"
"We" sounds like "oui"
"Oui" is French for yes

Great success❤️🙏🏽

[Akwa Ibom Muslim @AkwaIbomMuslim]

May Allah bless and reward all amazing fathers, Amin

[R @justranky]

"wdym you don't watch Nigerian movies"

The Nigerian movie:

[💗 @ma1ybe]

When I say "not all men" I mean this one photographer, specifically.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Your daughter just got her first period.
Do not tell her she is a woman now.
Tell her what estrogen does.
Tell her what progesterone does.
Tell her her cycle has four phases and each one will feel different.
Give her information. Not a new identity.

[stache X. @ElStachioo]

Some of us are yet to understand, removing Tinubu from that seat is not business as usual. It is paramount for this generation and the next's survival.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i admire people who within 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. i need 30 minutes just to figure out where i am and who i am.

[TheLowkeyMummy🤎 @TheLowkeyMummy]

When I said a cheating partner wants you dead. They called me everything but a child of God. How can one man infects you with HIV, Hepatitis B and Syphilis and you have not arrested him for attempted murder?????

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Nigerians we have too much going on in this country to be bothered about what’s going on in other peoples country.

[Ugegbe ✨ @MarinatedTurks]

She only wanted you to have the full info incase you were curious.

Babe was just being overly friendly to the wrong person.

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

“If am smart enough”

[Enogie || @just_lawson__]

40 children kidnapped in oyo btw

Katsina is a bandits haven

[Jojo @bookedforbriar]

@meishato I was literally 9 years old, I was NOT a woman 😭

[🦢 @meishato]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but a little girl starting puberty is still a little girl

[Mr. Husband @NamedInstigator]

@mandymatsinhe @VusiSambo That’s because you assume foreigners are black. You can’t tell me you just look at the people and tell they are Thai and not Cambodian, Vietnamese or Burmese.

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

APC, Ghana branch

[Nans @nansbello]

Apparently, violence against women