@ThatEricAlper Then she leaves, with someone you don't know
But she makes sure you saw her,
She looks right at you and bolts
As she walks out the door
Your blood boiling, your stomach in ropes
And your friends say, “What is it?
You look like you've seen a ghost”
Sometime Around Midnight by TATE
Paris is calling! The city of love, architecture and history is found throughout our new collection of @MableyHandler furniture. https://t.co/7gXBfzK5x0 #InstaKravet
@BillSimmons@TheRewatchables How is Saving Private Ryan beating Hunt for Red October?! There’s only one movie here that has both Sean Connery, and Alec Baldwin doing a Sean Connery impression, and that is Hunt for Red October!
@AmericanAir I wish I remembered her name, I was definitely frazzled. With the info I’ve given, I hope you can pass on my appreciation, and I hope you as a company will do right by her :) -Austin Handler
Total #AmericanAirlines cancelled flight nightmare in Charlotte tonight! Huge shoutout to the lovely new hire gate agent at D13 who at 8:20pm rebooked me on an 8:44pm flight home tonight. You are the only 1 who helped me, thank u! I hope u get a promotion and not in trouble! 💙
Total @AmericanAir cancelled flight nightmare in Charlotte tonight! Huge shoutout to the lovely new hire gate agent at D13 who at 8:20pm rebooked me on an 8:44pm flight home tonight. You are the only one who helped me, thank you! I hope you get a promotion and not in trouble! 💙
@chelseahandler I’m not Filipino, and I’m happily married… But if I wasn’t, and I married your sister, hey, she wouldn’t even have to change her last name! On the other hand (har har), if we have the same last name, then we’re probably related, so maybe it’s for the best… 🥴
-Austin Handler