Marissa Borger

Danielweski addict, Minecraft junkie, Dolphins fan, moonwalker, & proud father

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

i just got here and i already need a vacation from twitter.
it's not me it's you.
you and your 'the whole world is dying rn.'
I GET IT

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

o now we're talking about hepatitis...i believe types A, B, C, D, AND E just to be thorough. get me out of this place

[Kanye Hauerwest @KanyeHauerwest]

The cross is not a symbol for suffering and oppression; the cross is my theme song, my leather black jeans on.

[Kanye Hauerwest @KanyeHauerwest]

The movement that Jesus begins is constituted by ppl who believe that they have all the time in the world. HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

but seriously whoever the social media interns at the WHO and APHA are, they are way too on top of some dark and freaky shit.

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

i'm too much of a hypochondriac for the twitter feed i've created.
i am a monster and my own worst enemy.

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

@deanpettinga the dream of the 90s is alive in FoCo

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

@Coldirtybastard its*

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

平安南大街 = favorite park in the city. water everywhere; 80 year olds playing music everywhere. heart so… http://t.co/oBi07KUgN0

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

starting the weekend a lil early with Vonnegut at the pool. words can not describe the looks i get… http://t.co/XNmn6EvJSX

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

@asianjennxo she made out with a hot dog once

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

Rupert Murdoch, you're drunk. Go the F home. Time Warner is bad enough already & me likes some @lenadunham n my #girls on HBO stay away plz

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

@deanpettinga *graduates from Calvin College *Discerns things

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

@asianjennxo very well. carry on

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

@asianjennxo i just wanna make sure i didn't forget how to read...did you just retweet "national hot dog day"?

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

@Coldirtybastard i'm not sure exactly what was going on back there but the man certainly knew how to get my attention 🔧🔨🔪📌 👊👊😰💪💪😫😳💘💘 into it

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

basically i'm ready to write home and set a date.
<3 there's just something about the way he uses his knees to knock the wind out of me <3

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

freaky-hot massage therapist had me in a choke hold at the chiro today.
he makes me nervous-laugh, makes me sweat AND digs in my armpits <3

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

is willing my stretched earholes to get smaller considered working on myself or nah? cuz i've been pretty committed so far today #werkinonme

[Marissa Borger @maborger]

Like Eat Pray Love got an advance so when do u think someone will pay me for my stories of all the places in the world I've migraine puked?