Mike Mabry

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

@TMobileHelp just told me that I’ll have to go into a store to activate. She doesn’t want me to go to the same store, so she’d like to call ahead to make sure they can help, but she won’t be back into work until tomorrow at noon. I swear there’s a camera on me.

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

Hey @TMobileHelp this nice young man at your Swampscott, MA store just told me he was unwilling to activate my phone since I didn’t purchase it from him. Said “doesn’t effect my paycheck brah” I’d love to hear why I should bother switching after that?

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

@JamesClear describing why the business consultant industry is necessary and so successful:

"Before you throw more time at the problem, throw more focused action at the problem. You don’t need more time, you need fewer distractions."

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

@AlcovyE @RexChapman

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

@RexChapman @KUHoops is a better team. #occamsrazor no need to overcomplicate things

[Kansas Men’s Basketball @KUHoops]

🚨 NEW BANNER ALERT 🚨

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

Lord let me have the confidence of a middle aged white guy waiting to board a plane just KNOWING they could do it better

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

I wanna be Al Horford when I grow up

#celticsvsbucks

[Greg Harvey @BetweenTheNums]

In celebration of @KUHoops not only winning their 4th @NCAA Title but also becoming the Winningest Program in NCAA Basketball history this year, here is a progressive timeline of All-Time Wins for D-1 NCAA Basketball programs.

Where does your team rank All-Time?
#RockChalk

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Perhaps the most underrated side in American history: Long John Silver’s crumbs. You can feel your arteries hardening on every bite and it’s always fucking amazing.

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

@RexChapman Drop a pic of your pet that looks like an album cover:

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

@WUTangKids @laflaca428 genius, anyway....

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

You’ve done dark things. Horrible things. Things you’ll regret until your inevitable death. We all have. but keep your chin up: you’ll be dead very soon.

Please enjoy Arby’s.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

This Independence Day remember, whether you’re one of those morons who wants to fuck the flag or a godless shithead who wants to burn it, nobody cares about you or your allegiances and you’ll die scared and alone.

Enjoy Arby’s 🇺🇸

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

@ThatEricAlper A lot of people go to school for seven years!

Bonus: Did I hear a niner? Were you calling from your walkie talkie?

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

Currently at Xfinity store and hoo boy. I’ll bet their decision to offer mobile phones is being second guessed. It’s like a bank in the 80s. A never ending stream of elderly people who don’t know how to use technology.

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

@imbobswaget Liz: why are you wearing a tuxedo?
Jack: it’s after 5! What am I, a farmer?

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

@RexChapman Hey @RexChapman I know I’m late to the game here, but I just realized I didn’t share this guy. His name is also Rex. And he’s a rescue from Owensboro. Small world

[Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve]

I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.

As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵

[Mike Mabry @mabrymike]

@MtnAttitash 😳