Chitvan

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

The best part about having absolutely no one in your DMs is that you never have to worry about accidentally leaking your own screenshots.😂

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

@dreamner_ Adbhut !!

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

@UnwantedBot @Karus123SB E language ma tane jaldi samjai jai chhe etle bhai😂

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

@oppsspamagain @Littl_Brattt Bhabhi ji aap samjao aap to bade ho😂

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

@UnwantedBot Lambu ne nai lamadvo 😂😂

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

@UnwantedBot Mitchell starc from Hollywood 😂

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

@oppsspamagain Kiss krne ke liye girl friend aur Drive krne ke liye car chahiye… hum gareebo ke liye ye sab nahi hai☹️

[Dr Prteek @DrHomeostatic]

One of the strangest cases I saw recently.

A young woman in her early 20s came with severe lower back pain after hitting a speed breaker while riding a bike with her husband/boyfriend.

Her abdomen strongly suggested pregnancy, so we asked if she was pregnant. She denied it.

We asked again, explaining that many medicines cannot be given during pregnancy. She still denied it.

When we suggested an examination, both of them insisted: "Just treat the pain. Nothing else. Otherwise we're leaving."

Meanwhile, the pain was increasing and had a very classical pattern.

Something didn't feel right, so we called the OB-GYN team. After a lot of convincing, they finally agreed to an examination.

She wasn't having back pain from a speed breaker.

She was actually in labour.

Emergency transfer to the labour room. Thankfully both mother and baby are safe.

But I still don't understand one thing Why do people lie to the doctor?

Please don't lie to your doctors. You're not protecting yourself. You're putting your own life and sometimes someone else's at risk.

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

@oppsspamagain Aap apne naaglok ki aur prasthan kro Naagin ji

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

उसने कहा था कि वो मेरे हर दुख-दर्द में साथ निभाएगी,
अब खुद वो गम बन गई है, और कहती है पेरासिटामोल काम आएगी।😒

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

@dreamner_ From Chinky’ diary 😂

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

@dreamner_ Ye naya hai😂😂

[સાહેબ™ 🇮🇳 @Gujarati_Tweets]

આજે ફરી સાબિત થઈ ગ્યું કે ગાંધીવેડા કરો તો જ લાબું જીવી શકો..
બાકી 'ભગત' કે 'ભરત'ની જેમ વીર બનવા જશો તો યુવાનીમાં જ મારી નાખવામાં આવશે..!!

[ख़ुद गब्बर™️ @khud_gabbar007]

જે પોતાના સંતાનના ઘડતર માટે એના પર છીણી, ટાંકણું કે હથોડી ચલાવતા અચકાતો નથી એ જ શ્રેષ્ઠ પિતા છે અને આવા પિતા જ શ્રેષ્ઠ સંતોનોનું ઘડતર કરે છે!

#FathersDay

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

@DrHomeostatic Gucchi Mushrooms 🫢

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

@UnwantedBot @4Vvyas +1

[Chitvan @mabuseerocks]

@Littl_Brattt Achha😂