Mike

I’m getting old and boring, so I’ve started using Twitter. Often found at the petrol station. 🚗

[Mike @mac140251]

@RamosGabsc @SkySportsNews Hahahaha, bless… read the offside rule poppet.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Any England fan who doesn’t stay up to watch the England game live tonight, is not an actual fan and should be banned from ever posting about football again.

[Mike @mac140251]

@SouthernWater your new hosepipe ban comes almost a year after the last one you implemented that lasted nearly 4 months. We are an island in the middle of the Atlantic and North Sea, many other hot countries do not have to put the same restrictions in place. This is a joke.

[Mike @mac140251]

Thanks for lifting the hosepipe ban, today, on 31st October, after banning us from using our hosepipe since 21st July @SouthernWater. How many millions are you paying out in bonuses this year (instead of subsidising the cost of upgrading the facilities at Testwood Reservoir)?

[Mike @mac140251]

@prestonchris86 Gimp

[Olly🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ClassAOlly20]

@prestonchris86 Shut up you fucking bender.

[Mike @mac140251]

@FIFAWorldCup @FIFAcom sort your fucking app out #fantasyleague

[Mike @mac140251]

@Unclebarney1966 @Mrgunsngear You are a fucking idiot 👍🏼

[Mike @mac140251]

@DavidSm22261515 @SkyNews She literally says it will be in Bedfordshire you thick cunt.

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

A personal message from Head Coach, Tonda Eckert.

[Mike @mac140251]

Him: “I’m deaf”
Her: “OMG ARE YOU REALLY?!”
Him:

#loveisland #loveislanduk

[Mike @mac140251]

@Bradders_87 @murdieston Give it a rest you fat cunt

[Mike @mac140251]

@dejifagboye @HarryMaguire93 Lol, he scored and got two assists you fucking stupid cunt.

[Mike @mac140251]

@Bradders_87 @Boro Give it a rest Brad, Boro had 40 shots over both legs. A bloke taking pictures had nothing to do with you missing 39 shots.

[Mike @mac140251]

@FPLorium False

[Mike @mac140251]

@AngelaRayner Deluded. No one is voting for Labour!

[Mike @mac140251]

@Elisheba27661 @SkyNews Ugly bitch

[Mike @mac140251]

@leeqman93 @afcbournemouth @premierleague @grok You cunt

[Mike @mac140251]

@tom76349 @SkyNews Probably read the article 👍🏼