@aobrien2010 I don’t know of any place here you could “slap a waitress” and it not be newsworthy. You’d probably be lucky to leave on your own two feet.
@nascarcasm@TALLADEGA Fun Fact: the infield is classified as a unique heritage wetlands and home to the only population of beer can dwelling toads in the world.
@3YearLetterman Thing is, if you put the dripping in a hot pan and fried the bread in it, it would be delicious camp toast. Being British is very much self inflicted.