mac

hi im mac & you're watching disney channel

[Zartana @Zartana__]

I hope someone loves you so well you never have to watch a tarot reading again

[mac @mac__daddyyy]

Buying a toddler a first class seat is crazy

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Youre 25? Yeah it’s over

[mac @mac__daddyyy]

Hour 36. I dropped my boarding pass in the toilet.

[Ki @Kitranada]

Espresso Martini just hit the blood stream

[mac @mac__daddyyy]

the way I would fight a war for brittnay broski

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

I’m smoking cigarettes you’ve never heard of in alleys you’ve never been to

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

you know she a good woman when she start speaking wit a british accent for no reason

[mac @mac__daddyyy]

whoever created taco bell’s diablo sauce needs to be fired immediately

[mac @mac__daddyyy]

Something about a palm tree

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[Trader Moe’s™️ @ReWrite_History]

this is the perfect definition of an Aries

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I will eat a potato literally in any way it is served to me