mac

a piece of meat

[mac @mac_afterdark]

@BarstoolBigCat fake punt punt!

[Tennessee Bird Guy @CameronMArcher]

Can’t get enough of these incredible birds.

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

Jesus Christ’s body type — my thoughts:

Jesus was thin.

Most popular guy of all time — not jacked. Toned, but not big.

So my question is — did Jesus want to put on muscle but couldn’t ? Or was he lean on purpose ?

Talk soon,
Jack

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Sometimes a Player has to just sit back and say… Wow….

[mac @mac_afterdark]

@TrumpWarRoom four***

[mac @mac_afterdark]

updog

[BaldBoyDevinTTV @tom_on_here]

Men, your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a club, she's:

~Asking if you want candy for breakfast
~At the store buying you beer
~Letting you game all night
~Not mentioning your body odor EVER
~Telling her friends she loves that you don’t work
~Giving you a ride to gamestop

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

its so cool that elon has pretty much turned twitter into a gore website…

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Daily Brain Workout:
2 sets of counting to ten. 2 sets of alphabet. 10 minutes of trying to spell restiront. Then list animals until failure

[mac @mac_afterdark]

Tony Ock

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

this is what it’s all about. this guy built a perfect lunch and he knew it

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

Ohio: Dead fish and cattle being reported as far as 100 miles away from the site.

Journalists covering the story have been arrested.

What the HELL is going on?

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

If my dogs don’t pee in the next 15 seconds I am going to punch them both in the face and run away from home

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

They said they Wanna see the toys 🤥😹 OK then 💯🙈🙉

[mac @mac_afterdark]

Naked Brothers Band Rock Out for Obama https://t.co/pTSqKnX5CB via @YouTube

[mac @mac_afterdark]

Put. Milk. In. Coca-cola. Freestyle. Machines.

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Yeah I voted… not. #cigarettes

[#1 Carolina Hurricanes fan @drone_jock]

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.

[BAYLESS nods]

You KNOW I would never fuck Peter Griffin

BAYLESS: Absolutely

STEPHEN A: HOWEVER!