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@PrometheusFilms https://t.co/xdUtV7V4l0

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I just did a dab the size of a sweet pea

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Its called a drounal. Its a drunk journal. Kinda like facedbook. Your password is a b.a.c. over the legal limit

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I love seizing the opporpoonity to take a private dump in a public place

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Im gonna attach a lawn mower to the back of my scooter and start a mowped company

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Shit man these things are hard to schedule. I got a 20 min scooter ride and ill have one

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I always get goose bumps right before i have to shit. I call them duece bumps

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9 beers 2 shots 5 dabs a bowl and i could still sell a bible.. hashtag problem child. Maybe hashtag problem adult

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Listen to On Life Go ft. Puff-n-Stuff prod. by DJ Zoey Shiz by Mr. Brew #np on #SoundCloud https://t.co/OlYrPGIdc1

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My dream girl is a mute with no ring finger

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Hey whats your number? Oh 1458. You been with that many chicks? No thats their total weight

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Dabbin with buttherscoth hard candies in your mouth is like dabbin with grandma without the consequences. Love you grandma.

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I want a gf so i can slam shut my flip phone on her after an arguement #sophomoreyear

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the only reason i have a light in my bathroom is to make sure i didnt shit my pants

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A blind man robs a man with vision and yells 'i robbed you blind!' Haha went over well with the blind fuck i beat in chess

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You can feed your dog milk bones but you cant feed them bone milk. Legally.

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This is my boy mocha!!

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Just beat a blind dude in chess. No mercy

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Crutchin all over the work #bitcheslovecrutches @hannahkaykeon