The Maxwell

Teacher
English Tutor
Journalist
ABU Zaria Alumnus
MA in View
Chelsea FC

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[The Maxwell @mac_incredible]

I say whatever that's on my mind on this space. So watch out👇👇👇

[The Maxwell @mac_incredible]

Mbappe is him

[FIFA Club Football @FIFACF]

One year on from the Champions' #FIFACWC opener. 💙

[The Maxwell @mac_incredible]

I was coming back home this night and then this drunk man was walking so fast that he wanted to walk past me. I was like "nah bro you won't". So I increased my pace and this man did the same. I became faster and he became faster too. Well he finally won sha.

[The Maxwell @mac_incredible]

@ChelseaFC Thank you Cucu. Good bye💙💙💙

[The Maxwell @mac_incredible]

@GbemiOO He is right though 🤣🤣

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@BlehisBack Very true. I was able to identify 40 out of the 48 flags of the countries in the World Cup. This babe just dey look me like one genius 😁

[The Maxwell @mac_incredible]

@K_Basharr 2020 I lost my phone and my tablet got destroyed in accident within two weeks. Lock down come dey again. Omo that year I listen to radio tire sotey I even know the voices of people who call in to the radio shows even before they mention their names🤣🤣

[The Maxwell @mac_incredible]

@AfricaFactsZone This is what happens when you take a World Cup to a country who calls football soccer and game played with the hands football.🤦

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

In 1966, All African counties boycotted the World Cup to protest apartheid and how black South Africans were marginalized

In 2026, All African countries supported Mexico against South Africa in protest against their xenophobia

Live long enough

[FRESH PRINCE @BlaqBonez]

the kids are still not back, what kind of life could they even live after this if they make it out, Nigeria has happened to them 💔

[The Maxwell @mac_incredible]

@Wana____ During our time, skin or skin punk. Shikenan 😁🤣

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

The Profile of Nigerian Politician:

Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Lagos, Dubai, London
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London, India
Holidays — UAE or USA
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections or primaries
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated"

Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming

Country — Managed remotely.

They d!e abroad and are brought back home for burial, Nigeria —Their cemetery

But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂

If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual 🫵.

[The Maxwell @mac_incredible]

@IsNizy @arwenbluu See where you go hang ball? 🤣

[The Maxwell @mac_incredible]

@PulseNigeria247 Comoros are always involved. Either at the giving or the receiving end 😂

[unscripted ✰ @UnscriptedPnL]

“she’s 16 but very mature”

na so this egbon take miss 4 World Cups.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Tinubu supporters in 2022:

"Na statistics we go chop?"

Tinubu supporters now:

"No, check the statistics. More people died under Jonathan than Tinubu"

God go help me take una🙏

[Ada Ehi @AdaEhiMoses]

If you don’t have your voters card and you are a Christian, brethren

You are a big part of the problem. Because tell me how God is supposed help us bring about a positive change democratically? God is not a cheat!

You have faith, where are your works!

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

525,000 a year
10,000 a week
1,400 a day.

​These are the number of men that die by suicide.

​Happy Men's Mental Health Month.

​To every man reading this: you are not a burden, and you do not have to carry the weight of the world alone. Speaking up is real strength.

[The Maxwell @mac_incredible]

@solaadio All these long English is not relevant. Where is your UCL trophy? Provide that or hold your L please 😁

[The Maxwell @mac_incredible]

I don't even have the strength to watch the videos. This is cruelty to kids who should be learning in school. #BringBackOurChildren