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@elonmusk Achieving your dream of becoming a real life Tony Stark will require you to burn every bridge, alienate and abandon anyone who ever loved you, completely self destruct and descend into paranoia, madness, and substance abuse.

Keep going. You're nearly there.

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Whatever you celebrate in this season, and however you celebrate it, this is just to say:
Your breakfast wasn't nearly as good as mine. Probably.

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@doctorow EDSAC did it first.

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It's going to be okay, y'all! He just wants to run the servers and software, not the business. You know, focus on what he knows.

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@MacAdmPodcast I have serious issues with the thumbnail for this episode. Mainly because I can't stop laughing long enough to listen.

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Well, that's one way to get rid of that annoying "Have you tried Spaces?" prompt.

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Boba Fett's Vette >> Elon Musk's Jet

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Sigh. I may have to abandon my dream of a career in 6502 assembly programming.

On a related note, how much demand is there for COBOL these days?

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@NanoRaptor So... Thunderbolt?

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@NanoRaptor The display is trying to tell us something in Morse. M R ... ?

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@HHackenbecker Your name is hereafter "Mr. IT"

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"Just one more thing"
Who said it best?

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@cedge318 @HHackenbecker Maybe it's the perspective or something, but it looks like the screen is from a smaller model than the base. That's what was throwing me off.

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"How did you end up stranded in the wilderness?"

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@PierreLecourt Inspired by the interface to EDSAC, no doubt, in which a telephone dial let you make moves in a tic-tac-toe game. (or naughts-and-crosses)

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@editingemily The cough medicine makes everyone else funnier, though.

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@HHackenbecker @cedge318 Clearly, holding up the screen. The 1xx series springs being what they were.

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@paintingseldom @ZachWLambert Re–? You could re...

WHAT?