Pooh bear

SuiPsychologist

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

with everything that’s happening in el salvador, there’s still love in the air 💙💟💙

[Goldeneye 📸 🎯 @T0neOnlyPh0t0]

He was fed tha fuck up!

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

im pulling out the fucking telescope.

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

too small here.

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

pretty sure i just accidentally keyed my own car lmao

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

i’ll eat a cross-country runner’s toe before i ever eat some tofu

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

you picked the wrong time to walk into the sauna my boi, NATO boutta fine me with this chemical warfare i’m shooting

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

fuck some porn bro you ever see someone hit a 720 ladder stall fakie silent shot bro?? dick for hours.

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

@girthyadolf this statement is anatomically correct you custard.

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

u kno how much balls u needa have to cut your shmeattt off??

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

flash sexy poetry:
Let me call to my pain,
tonight
let’s empty your body
the passion will reign.

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

hired, got my license back, and got on stage to perform for the first time all within a week 🎈🫡

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

a love story, a lifetime in the making. can’t fuck with that.

[Teddy Schleifer @teddyschleifer]

This from Trevor Noah on taxing billionaires is … pretty perceptive!

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

just when things were getting hot & sticky, Austin Powers came out of me.

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

i swear if these Spanish teachers weren’t grooming you in highschool they’re not tryna talk to you now at all.

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

Dogs by Pink Floyd all day.

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

@LisandroGarci15 🙇

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

been tryna grow out my mustache. been two weeks now i’ve been feeding sawdust and termite legs.

[Pooh bear @macadammian_nut]

“i went to an ivy league college and majored in marijuana.”
-My English Professor