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Time traveler from 1988.

[Mac @macalabaza]

I just learned that Dora The Explorer is a video game, not a cartoon world.

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If you die while DUI, all cars become a KIA

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And my 697 day @Reddit streak comes to an end shy of the 700 achievement for "hate speech" ... The company that offered me IPO stock for going viral and making the front page 7 times bans me. For commenting this post that literally lives on their site https://t.co/pR7Ij8OGIS

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FIND GOD (by Kenny Mason featuring Dominic Fike)

"Somebody on the left said the right, they was in the wrong.

Then somebody left from the right 'cause they did them harm."

I think it would hit harder if he said "wrong" rather than "harm" for the triple word play.

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Shout out to @euphoriaHBO and Sam Levinson for filming a realistic poker scene in Euphoria S03 E04

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Had a dream @PGA_JohnDaly was on @TheoVon @ThisPastWeeknd and it was the greatest podcast I've ever heard

[Mac @macalabaza]

"The Bible without implementing it, is just a fucking book." - Routson

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Why is the serving size of One A Day Men's, 2 vitamins. Isn't that two a day?

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Explanation expands expectations.

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Now You See Me Now You Don't: the first time I've heard ChatGPT mentioned in a movie

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Stranger Things Finale at the movie theater. This is the must busy I've ever seen a movie theater. And I saw The Titanic in theaters. It's a zoo, and the food is a cluster

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The economy’s so bad people are pinching pennies to survive… so the government got rid of pennies.

Problem solved, I guess?

Still waiting for them to fix me not having two nickels to rub together.

[Mac @macalabaza]

The craziest @YouTube AI AD thus far in the AI slop era. 1m45s of 4 varied looping 2s clips at random, captions blurred, script was a medical/homeopathic/conspiracy/pornographic/sales word salad, and would swap between accents. How is this even a thing that @Google allows?

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September 2, 2025. The day that I paid off my student loans and bought a house.

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@DougPolkVids Can't wait for the BRrRRrRrEAKING NEWWWWWWS

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@randfish best Yext alternative for a local home services company with multiple hub locations? You don't have to say Moz Local. Whatever you say I'm signing up today.

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Watching Frozen for the first time ever with my wife and 15month old baby.

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So you mean to tell me that they weren't saying "Net & Yahoo" as in the internet and @Yahoo! But saying Netanyahu

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Happy 25th birthday to Diablo 2

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@RobKuhn_ We should play naked.