macklemore🌭

No, my name is not Nicole

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

Been getting a lot of bread lately. Not money but my carb intake is just unreal

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

People talk about babies now like they’re in a sorority

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

Celebrity culture is so weird, I’m begging does someone agree to this

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

I think America is just one big social experiment

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

Johnny depp said this at the case and now that I have your attention fuck guns

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

Am I the only person in the world that thinks it’s super weird that society is absolutely obsessed with this extremely toxic couple????? We are watching livestreams of court cases now?!?!? This is it?!?!?

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

Everyone who lives in New York is so cool like you’re wearing socks with ballet flats?!?!? People from New Hampshire could NEVER

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

@Vida_iain Tell me you’re garbage without telling me you’re garbagè

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

However, imma do it anyways

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

Trying to start a fight this morning so here’s my hot take: skin care is a scam

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

Bye public Twitter, one of my students found my account and I literally cannot iMAGINE trying to understand my tweets in another language??!!

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

Once I eat a fruit it’s over for you bitches

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

im back 🐎

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

where the FUCK is the Walmart yodel boy

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

If I delete my Instagram and watch two hours of euphoria that’s equivalent to 10 (ten) minutes of therapy

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

Do you pee or piss?

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

Sorry I just watched the new euphoria

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

My favorite genre of boi on Twitter is the one that’s like “find your purpose!!” And I’m like I KNOW and that’s why I have crippling anxiety

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

First step for mental breakdown: back on bumble babyyyyyy😤😤

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

The feminine urge to tweet absolute chaos while just straight chilling