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[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

DANHAUSEN IS THE KING OF NEW YORK!

CONGRATULATIONS @nyknicks THE KINGS OF NEW YORK!

UNCURSED!

[capybara @thecapytoken]

i don’t know why you need this information, but these are the aerodynamics of a capybara.

[JAI @rollininmone]

BROTHER ARE YOU SERIOUS

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Chad Gable: *unmasks to reveal himself as the OG El Grande Americano*

Everyone:

[Rock @MarcelsNirvana]

If you were to tell me 10 years ago. That in 2026, The Undertaker would be a beloved wrestling Booker down in Mexico, and the hot feud would be masked white guy vs masked white guy. I would say stop smoking crack.

[𝕽𝖔𝖇 🇮🇪 @SportsRob_OG]

Don't ever compare the scripted sport of boxing to the Undertaker ever again

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

QB1. ⏰

[Complex @Complex]

THE DANHAUSEN EFFECT 🔥 THE KNICKS ARE GOING TO THE NBA FINALS 🏆

[໊ @gay4ripley]

just nastyy

[V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝 @HaangEmHiigh]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH--- #SNME

[Troydan @Troydan]

The Cleveland Cavaliers just blew a 22 point lead in the 4th because of Danhausen

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

Illegal crock fights. I painted with acrylic

[Karina♡ @ujiminphoria]

The whole ad is basically just Faker ragebaiting Karina and trying to get her to play games with him😭😭

Karina the professional ragebaiter in aespa finally got ragebaited😭

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Because of wrestling the word “brother” is a permanent part of my vocabulary

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

When I die all my homies have to compete in a Ladder Match to determine who gets my stuff. I’m sorry, but those are the rules.

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Sometimes you just have to ask yourself what would Stone Cold Steve Austin do

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

2026 is gonna be my year

Me in May:

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire