Carson02

are we having fun yet? fresh out of fucks to give.

[Michael Haneke Paneke @davo_arid]

I didn’t get a chance to listen—I hope he fully committed to the bit and did ad reads for Stamps Dot Com between segments.

[Carson02 @macarson02]

courage

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

This morning, ICE agents came to Dodger Stadium and requested permission to access the parking lots. They were denied entry to the grounds by the organization. Tonight’s game will be played as scheduled.

[Carson02 @macarson02]

@davidpollack47 Brian Gamble

[Carson02 @macarson02]

@BBGreatMoments Rick Vaughn

[Carson02 @macarson02]

Hot Rod and Mr Perfect.

[Carson02 @macarson02]

@DefiantLs obviously she’s invented time travel.

[Carson02 @macarson02]

Veteran heel move, I approve.

[Daily Caller @DailyCaller]

🚨 Sec. Linda McMahon trolls House Democrats by making a surprise appearance at their press conference in front of the Department of Education earlier today.

[Carson02 @macarson02]

common sense.

[CSPAN @cspan]

.@SecRubio on detained Turkish student: "We revoked her visa...We gave you a visa to come and study and get a degree not to become a social activist that tears up our university campuses. If we've given you a visa and then you decide to do that we're going to take it away.

[Carson02 @macarson02]

not on my behalf

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

MAJOR BREAKING NEWS:

Congressman Jamie Raskin announces “a class action suit on behalf of all Americans” against DONALD TRUMP and ELON MUSK for their breach of American data by DOGE.

What is your response?

[Carson02 @macarson02]

but we did vote for the guy who told his his plans for elon before the election.

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

Elon Musk, an unelected billionaire, worth $420 billion, is dismantling our democracy. The GOP is protecting him at every turn. No one voted for Elon Musk. This is a constitutional crisis.

[Carson02 @macarson02]

@majtoure thriller

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The Boss is BACK.

[Carson02 @macarson02]

Come and Take It.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

REP. JIM HIMES (D): Trump's bid to buy Greenland is madness. It's also antagonizing. Right? What if some leader gets elected in Mexico and says, 'we want California back. We're getting California back.'"

[Carson02 @macarson02]

I continue to be impressed with this dude. we need more people on both sides with his attitude. common sense should trump politics.

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

NEW: John Fetterman says if Democrats can’t get 7 votes in the Senate to pass the Laken Riley Act, then “that’s the reason why we lost."

“If you're here illegally and you're committing crimes, I don't know why anybody thinks that it's controversial, that they all need to go."

[Carson02 @macarson02]

Oswald Cobblepot looking ass.

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

Constantly stunned by Jerry Nadler’s build

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Game summary: The Lions should be ahead by two touchdowns. The Vikings should also be ahead by two touchdowns.

[Carson02 @macarson02]

i bet a dollar this never happened.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

My MAGAt neighbor told me he cancelled his Obamacare coverage and signed up for the Affordable Care Act instead.

[Carson02 @macarson02]

but, does she strenuously demand it?

[Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29]

BREAKING: Senator Amy Klobuchar demands that FBI Director Christopher Wray must be allowed to serve his full 10 year term as FBI Director which ends in 2027.

[Carson02 @macarson02]

All I know is if this dipshit is against it, it’s probably pretty good for America.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Kash Patel has publicly called for arresting members of the media and government officials.

And he is willing to do whatever Trump asks. Illegal, unethical or otherwise.

More suited as internet troll than FBI Director, the Senate must reject him.

[Carson02 @macarson02]

add it to the list. this is an evergreen tweet.

[Brandon Leone @BrandonLeone]

Brutal loss for this program