Mac Badger

Florida Man. Conspiracy Theorist. One Man Gangbang.

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

They (doctors) refer to my penis as "The Octagon" because it's eight-sided.

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

If he's that shape, what shape is his dick?

It's gotta be all right angles and parallelograms.

#Squirmy #Grubs #Dicks #Math #Pregnancy

[TMZ @TMZ]

🍼 TikTok stars Squirmy and Grubs are expecting their first child together! https://t.co/WSumlTrp5k

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

Strange thing to do at Dolly Parton's funeral, but each of us mourn in our own way.

#CarrieUnderwood #LimpBizkit #BreakStuff #DollyParton #RIP

[Rock Feed 🎸 @RockFeedNet]

Carrie Underwood just covered Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff" on stage, red backwards cap and all. Country's biggest voice going full Fred Durst on a nu metal anthem, and the crowd lost it.

Footage via jeaniner1021

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

Glenn Close looks like every member of the Bush family all at once.

#GlennClose #GeorgeBush #GeorgeWBush #JebBush #BarbaraBush @BushsBeans

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Glenn Close shocks fans with ‘unrecognizable’ makeup free selfie video.

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

Yeah, but none of the dead had big honkin' tits like Dolly Parton, so they can rot in the mud for all I care.

#Nepal #DollyParton #Tits #Flood

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Catastrophic flooding along the Nepal-China border leaves at least 157 dead, with more than 300 foreign nationals unaccounted for.

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

@dru_montana47 "Excuse me, sir. You seem like a Chud..."

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

If gender were removed from the equation, could Air Bud break the WNBA scoring record?

#WNBA #AirBud #Basketball

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

@_vandul Hi. Target executive here. That's exactly what we do.

Remember when we sold young boys tucking panties? Oh how we laughed.

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

Who's the new old white woman I have to pretend to like now that Betty White and Dolly Parton are dead?

#DollyParton #BettyWhite

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

A promising young football player gave up on the sport after he was arrested on bestiality charges.

He just never had that dog in him after he had that dog in him.

#Bestiality #Dogs #Football

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

#BREAKING: Quentin Tarantino's 10th and final film will be the gritty tale of a janitor at Dallas-Fort Worth Airport.

#QuentinTarantino #Dallas #DFW #Islam #Feet

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport plans to install Islamic wudu foot-washing stations inside Terminal D restrooms by the end of the year.

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

Now kids are gonna have to go to Tijuana for their gender reassignment surgeries like the rest of us!

#Trump #Gender #Medicaid #SexChange

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Trump orders Medicaid to halt the funding of gender transition surgeries and hormones for minors.

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

Trump to the pilot of Air Force One:

#DonaldTrump #Iran #Assassination #AirForceOne #Batman #Bane

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Washington Post reports an Iranian assassination threat prompted Trump to secretly leave Turkey on an alternate military aircraft while Air Force One was used as a decoy.

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

They used his intestines to make tennis rackets.

#CatInTheHat #MikeMyers

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The original Cat in the Hat costume worn by Mike Myers in the ‘CAT IN THE HAT’ film is now being auctioned off by Propstore.

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

I swear this girl gets hit so hard that she changes races.

When she's standing, she appears to be from Trinidad and/or Tobago a la Nicki Minaj, but when they're scraping her off the ground she's 100% Mexican.

#Fights #NickiMinaj

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

Prison officials are a forgiving bunch.

They'll turn a blind eye to sodomy.

You got a shiv? What shiv?

Heck, you can even write your name on their walls with your own feces.

All they ask is you show a little respect.

#NickReiner #RobReiner #Prison

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

Chris Kattan looks to be suffering from Short Spine Syndrome.

#Jimothy #ShortSpineSyndrome #ChrisKattan #WillFerrell #TheHawk #Netflix

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

When someone is facing serious charges, authorities often worry that the suspect will hang themselves with their own shoelaces before ever seeing the inside of a courtroom.

This is not a concern with Andrew Tate.

#AndrewTate #TristanTate

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Both Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested by U.S. Marshals outside of a private event in Miami, Florida, following an extradition request by the UK Government against the brothers on over fifty charges related to rape, arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation, assault occasioning actual bodily harm, as well as additional charges relating to illegal child images and pornography.

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

@RedPandaKoala Good to know that aliens abide by human contract law.

[Mac Badger @MacBadger69]

Just saw the lineup for The Gathering of the Juggalos.

I've always wanted to see Milli Vanilli on the same bill as Cumshot Wound.

#ICP #Gathering #Juggalos #MilliVanilli #CumshotWound