Mac Blake

Co-host of the @PunchMountain podcast. Stand-up albums on Spotify, ITunes, etc. Supposedly the mean member of @MasterPancake but I don't see it.

[j.cole @joecacola]

happy 30-50 feral hogs day to all who celebrate

[Mac Blake @macbdazzler]

If you need some nerdy listening in your life, my action movie podcast @PunchMountain is on a real fun streak right now. Co-hosted by the one they call David Jara. https://t.co/ptLlbupVqn

[Mac Blake @macbdazzler]

A cast iron skillet has more rules than a mogwai.

[Mac Blake @macbdazzler]

that would join with Q-tron. Then, I was fully expecting Q-tron to punch the Capitol dome, cracking it open to reveal the powerful Q sword buried underneath, Q-scalibur. Q-tron would raise Q-scalibur, summoning a Q-beam from the heavens that would envelop everyone there

[Mac Blake @macbdazzler]

Q-venant, revealing the Q egg. The egg would hatch and Q himself would emerge, covered in glimmering Q slime. Q and Trump's bodies would merge into one giant bio-mech, aka Q-tron. The beautiful Trump children would then transform into Lions and then transform again into limbs

[Mac Blake @macbdazzler]

Shout out to all the small town mayors who are now having to MAKE DECISIONS. I know you thought your job was just going to be cutting the ribbon every time a new Sonic opens or giving out awards like "City's Best Horse", but hang in there.

[Mac Blake @macbdazzler]

Went on a scavenging run into the Westlake Contaminated Zone. There I saw it, H-E-Buddy’s corpse. His paper bag body hollow, picked clean of meat and groceries. No time to bury him. No time for tears.

[Mac Blake @macbdazzler]

Heard rumors of a pallet of untainted wet wipes at the Target, deep in the fevermalls. Turned out to be a mutate trap. Barely made it out alive. Had to use the last of the hand-sanitizer.

[Mac Blake @macbdazzler]

Comedians: I know roasting is in right now, but when an uncontacted rain forest tribe shows up, leave them alone. They don't need to be told they look like [celebrity] had sex with [object], ok? Don't make fun of their hair & say their barber is the one who should be uncontacted.

[Mac Blake @macbdazzler]

My infant son Shamu is 8 weeks old and I am just now finding out that apparently his name is also the name of a popular whale that kills people? No one thought to tell me???

[Mac Blake @macbdazzler]

I'm so sick and tired of the way my friends react when they find out I'm an undercover narcotics officer and they're under arrest.

[Mac Blake @macbdazzler]

Very excited to announce I'll be on the next season of Comedians in Cars in the Garage with the Door Closed and the Engine Running I'm Sorry for Everything Sharon

[Mac Blake @macbdazzler]

I'm at that age where my friends are having kids and they're showing me pictures, but they're of baby raptors and I'm like you bred raptors?